Monday 17 March 2014

King Kong Bundy admits he killed Little Beaver

King Kong Bundy has finally ended over 25 years of speculation in an exclusive interview, stating emphatically that he is responsible for killing midget-wrestler Little Beaver via bodyslam, followed by a “big elbow” in 1987.

Bundy told :
“Yeah. He died of emphysema in 1995. ‘Cause I squished the air right out of those tiny lungs in ’87 and he never recovered,” the remorseless Bundy said.

“It just took a while. Just like it takes a while for the ref to count to 5!” Bundy added with a chuckle.

The reporters reached out to “Hillbilly” Jim for a comment, who also took part in the mixed-tag WrestleMania 3 event.
“That dag gum Bundy better be carful a-whut he says or I’m a-gonna sick Granny & my houn’ dog on ‘em,” the country boy responded between belches and slugs of moonshine.